Sexy Keepers of Death

Monster creature fished(by fished I mean, shot with an arrow) out of New Jersey’s waters.

This unidentified creature is thought to be a sea lamprey. It has thick bloody lips that sorround jagged sharp teeth. Sea Lamprey usually tend to up around 3ft long, so either this creature is a very large specimen or something different all together.

No matter what it is, nothing good comes from New Jersey.

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    This is why I don’t swim in jerz
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  7. rina-the-strange reblogged this from krisisrad and added:
    Glad to know i wasn’t the only one who thought it looked like a penis with teeth
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    nope nope nope nope
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    isnt that just the thing from the DyE fantasy video
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    i did a report on these teethed penis creatures for my senior seminar
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