Sexy Keepers of Death

Monster creature fished(by fished I mean, shot with an arrow) out of New Jersey’s waters.

This unidentified creature is thought to be a sea lamprey. It has thick bloody lips that sorround jagged sharp teeth. Sea Lamprey usually tend to up around 3ft long, so either this creature is a very large specimen or something different all together.

No matter what it is, nothing good comes from New Jersey.

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    Lmfao that last line tho #notsorrynewyorker :}
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    New Jersey is like the butthole of America.
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    I found my next pet look at this big slimy cutie @_@
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